You never have to worry about spyware, adware, viruses, trojans, worms, or other malware, because i’ve already used this stuff, plus i only use apps and sites that are already well-known to be pretty friggin’ excellent. Every one of these sites and apps come with a solid reputation.

All of this stuff is 100% free, except for a few that you can optionally pay for, like Reaper (audio recording). Naturally, i do not recommend downloading pirated software or media content.

Awesome free stuff you have to have, or at least need to know about:

System utilities and just plain excellent basics

• CCleaner
  • http://www.ccleaner.com/
  • Formerly known as Crap Cleaner, this thing wipes out a great deal of the bad stuff that gets into your system
• AVG antivirus
  • http://free.avg.com/
  • free antivirus, one of the best (much better than McAfee or Symantec or the paid ones)
• Avast antivirus
  • http://www.avast.com/
  • also free, also one of the best (also much better than the paid AV apps)
• OpenOffice
  • http://www.openoffice.org/
  • free, open source replacement for MS Office. Includes everything you need!
• Spybot S&D
  • http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html
  • Wicked awesome anti-malware
• Firefox, Opera, Chrome
  • Because Internet Exploder just plain sucks and is not secure, try one of these awesome browsers:
  • http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/
    • My favorite, you can download every useful plugin imaginable for it. Would you like it to do something different, or look different? No problem.
      • Visit http://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox for anything you could ever need it to do.
  • http://www.opera.com/
  • http://www.google.com/chrome

Cool, useful stuff for your desktop

• Rocketdock (desktop dock)
  • http://rocketdock.com/
  • Clean your desktop by putting everything in a fancy-schmancy dock. Lots of cool goodies for it!
• Rainmeter (system monitor)
  • http://www.ipi.fi/~rainy/legacy.html
  • Able to display all kinds of system stats.
  • See also: http://customize.org/transmothra/gallery – i made a config for it.
    • Fits on screens 1440 pixels wide but can be modified.
    • You might have to go into display properties to crank up your display resolution.
• Stickies (post-it notes)
  • http://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/stickies/
  • Like having Post-It notes for your desktop. Even comes with an alarm/timer. You can save, send, and share too.

Audio, video, media

• Audacity (audio)
  • http://audacity.sourceforge.net/
  • Great for recording audio, also has some cool plugins for editing/warping sound.
• Reaper (audio)
  • http://www.cockos.com/reaper/
  • Like having ProTools, only better. Trent Reznor uses it.
• foobar2000 (music)
  • http://www.foobar2000.org/
  • Great music player, and lightweight.
• VLC (media player)
  • http://www.videolan.org/vlc/
  • Great video player. Looks daunting, but all you have to do is play video or audio files. It’s one of the few that can open almost any file type. Can also convert, stream, save, etc.
• GIMP (images)
  • http://www.gimp.org/
  • Like Photoshop, but a little scarier-looking. A couple of hours playing with it and you’ll get the hang of it. Powerful.
• Irfanview (images)
  • http://www.irfanview.com/
  • Great, fast image viewer. Can also edit, make icons, convert, batch process, etc., etc., etc.
• DVDFlick (DVD authoring)
  • http://www.dvdflick.net/
  • Put your legally questionable downloaded movies on DVD with menus and everything! Not the best, but really easy to use.
• uTorrent (downloading)
  • http://www.utorrent.com/
  • Download anything you want with this.
  • Best sites for searching are:
    • http://www.mininova.org/
    • http://btjunkie.org/
    • Obviously, use at your own risk. Read comments, look at details, and install anti-malware apps first. BTjunkie even has icons for # of ‘good/bad’ reports per torrent, so make sure to check them out.
      • You can use Peer Guardian to hide your IP address while you’re downloading legally questionable content. Not perfect, but better than nothing.
        • http://phoenixlabs.org/pg2/
• TVersity (media center)
  • http://tversity.com/
  • Like Windows Media Center, but free and better. Download podcasts and videocasts and share your video across your home network.
  • If you have an Xbox or some other device for your TV, you can even watch your hard-drive movies/music/photos on TV. Super awesome.

Web sites that you will presently become completely, slobber-mouth addicted to, because they are awesome and will make you WIN.

• Google Calendar
  • http://www.google.com/calendar/
  • You can even remind yourself of appointments via email or SMS to your mobile phone! You can also share calendar events and add other people’s events to yours.
• Lifehacker
  • http://lifehacker.com/
  • Learn how to make life easier, cooler, better, and awesomer. Comes in many flavors, from real-world DIY projects to digital shortcuts
  • I really cannot say enough good about this site. Some of the best tips, tricks, and suggestions i’ve ever found for all areas of life, both digital and in meatspace.
  • Seriously. Wicked awesome.
    • See also: Instructables (my favorite Instructable ever: How to perfectly fold T-shirts in seconds)
• Facebook
  • http://facebook.com/
  • Find old friends. Avoid others. Lots of dumb widgets, and you can “poke” people until their brains bleed. Annoying, but awesome too.
• Picasa
  • http://picaseweb.google.com/
  • Share photos, sync online with folders, etc.
• Flickr
  • http://flickr.com/
  • Photo sharing
• Gmail
  • http://mail.google.com/
  • Best email app ever.
• Google Reader
  • http://www.google.com/reader/
  • Keep up with news, blogs, or anything with an RSS feed with this. Addictive and awesome.
• Twitter
  • http://twitter.com/
  • Like a micro-sized blog. Send “tweets” from your cell phone or via web.
• WordPress
  • http://wordpress.com/
  • Actual blogging. Best platform there is. Very customizable.
• Indeed
  • http://indeed.com/
  • Job search
• LinkedIn
  • http://linkedin.com/
  • social networking, career-oriented.
• Craigslist
  • http://craigslist.com/
  • Pretty much everything. Ugly but made out of 100% pure WIN!
• BoingBoing
  • http://boingboing.net/
  • “A directory of wonderful things” – weird, cool stuff, plus news you might not hear about elsewhere.
• Digg
  • http://digg.com/
  • Social news site. Most popular submitted stories rise to the top. Addictive, interesting, and easy.
• last.fm
  • http://last.fm/
  • Social networking, music-style. Also download their desktop player. With that you can play music tagged with descriptive keywords. For fun, try typing in “unlistenable.”

If you’re ever looking for killer software (or a web site) that does ‘X, Y, and/or Z,’ just let me know and i’ll point you to something good, safe, fun, and useful.

My username is “transmothra” on most sites – if you run into me online be sure to say hello!

Revision3 just went down to Revision2 in my book, and maybe not even that. Those shows had a lot of heart, a lot of soul. I loved Martin’s shows, and popSiren has no doubt influenced a generation of young women to take up careers in technology, geekology, or to otherwise become visionaries like the bold, talented, and fun women on that show. It’s a sad, sad day for Internets.

But hey – Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht still get to giggle hysterically while drunk and looking at Kevin’s ATM.

For my own records, here are some comments/posts i’ve made about this tragic malarky, most of which are just ranting and whining about this crappy, crappy turn. You can skip them, i just want to go back and see if anyone wants to fight me or anything.

http://revision3.com/forum/showpost.php?p=454311&postcount=13

http://revision3.com/blog/2008/10/27/changes-to-revision3/#comment-10623

http://blog.sarahlane.com/2008/10/look-ma-im-a-fr.html#comments (moderated)

http://louderback.com/2008/help-im-infatuated-with-my-fable-2-avatar/#comments

You may also have noticed that the heading for each of these menu items is highlighted whenever you hover your cursor (pointer) over it.

What you may not have noticed is that the headings for these items’ parent elements is also highlighted when its descendant is hovered over. In other words, when you hover over the “planned books,” “current books,” or “recent books” list, the parent element, “now reading,” is highlighted as well.

(If you’re still not sure just what the hell i’m talking about, check out the demo first, and then come back.)

This is a cool trick that you rarely ever see on the internets, and it’s remarkably simple to do. You don’t need no fancy JavaScripting to do it, either! No server- or client-side scripts are used at all, just good old CSS, and a properly nested hierarchy of elements.

First, create a nested list, with headings. For example:

<ol>
  <li>
    <h1>text</h1>
    <h2>more text</h2>
    <ol>
      <li>
        <h3>subtext1</h3>
      </li>
      <li>
        <h3>subtext2</h3>
        <ol>
          <li>
            <h4>subtext2.1</h4>
          </li>
          <li>
            <h4>subtext2.2</h4>
          </li>
        </ol>
      </li>
      <li>
        <h3>subtext</h3>
      </li>
    </ol>
  </li>
  <li>
    <h2>text again</h2>
  </li>
</ol>

Now create the following style rules:

li:hover>h2, /* matches the H2 element when its parent list-item is hovered over */
li:hover>h3,
li:hover>h4,
li:hover>h5
	{
	background: #000;
	color: #fed;
	}

(Note that the H1 element is not styled and thus does not actually participate in any fancy hover effects.)

Now save your page and test it out. You can adapt this technique to work with just about any set of nested elements. (Just make sure your nest validates!)

See the demo

So i will FINALLY be upgrading my WP installation and fixing my ACTUAL theme once and for all! I hope to have this completed by the end of the summer.

I promise to make it a whole lot cleaner, too, in layout if not in language.

That is all.

Not me, man. Men really ARE idiots. And some of these ads are funny as hell.

Ok, i pretty much only associate myself with people who meet my admittedly high standards. So, present company definitely excluded, dudes. But other than my close friends (ok, even some of my close friends) and my online guy pals, most of the males i have known have been boorish dicks, mindless oafs, and knuckle-dragging morons. I’m talking about the “beer+fuhbaw+chicka-wings” crowd of Maxim-reading gargantuan-pickup-driving dolts. You know them. I know them. They’re imbeciles, and they’re inevitably the ones who spring to mind when Europeans think of Americans. I’ll say it right now, out loud, in a very public place: i hate those retarded jackasses. They can all go straight to shit.