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Frisch’s Big Boy sucks

Posted on 23 December, 2008 by jeremy

In which the author, on a quest for a mid-ice meal, gives good sport to the folks at Frisch’s Big Boy restaurant, by getting trapped in their unsalted, iced-over parking lot, which is shaped exactly like one of those Star Trekian gravity wells you see in illustrated books on black hole physics. Continue reading →

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My friends…

Posted on 4 November, 2008 by jeremy

Dearest Republicans and other whiners (i’m looking at you, “Democrats” “for” “McCain”) : Stop moaning. The people of these United States are Doing Their Thing. The next president won’t be your little evangelical white pet unless your childish attempts at … Continue reading →

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Robbed!

Posted on 16 October, 2008 by jeremy

Well, it finally happened. We have been robbed. Our nice Samsung flat-panel LCD television set is now sitting in the parlour of one who never deserved it. Along with the remote. I wanna murder a mothafucka.  Somewhere out there is a scruffy … Continue reading →

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Westboro Baptist movies

Posted on 26 June, 2008 by jeremy

OMFG why didn’t anyone tell me about this!? Westboro Baptist Church apparently has its very own movies site! It’s hilarious and sad at the exact same time. The music videos are priceless! Why on earth do people like Rev. Dr. … Continue reading →

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Today Our Ceiling Fell In

Posted on 13 August, 2007 by jeremy

So today, Holly goes “you should take a lookit this ceiling in here” and i knew it was gonna be something bad. There’s been an open seam running parallel to the wall right above the sofa, underneath the upstairs bedroom … Continue reading →

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