Even on FOXNews, they’re bashing that poor moron. She doesn’t even understand the concept of Africa being a continent and not a country? Wow. That’s really something.
Posted on Thursday, 6th November, 2008 at 3:27 am and filed under these topics: current events
| 
| no comments »
Dearest Republicans and other whiners (i’m looking at you, “Democrats” “for” “McCain”) :
Stop moaning. The people of these United States are Doing Their Thing. The next president won’t be your little evangelical white pet unless your childish attempts at voter fraud, intimidation, and rigging somehow manage to be successful. Which they won’t, because most of you can barely work your internets without asking for help from younger, smarter, less oafish people.
Love,
jeremy.
Posted on Tuesday, 4th November, 2008 at 3:40 pm and filed under these topics: current events, uncategorized
|
| no comments »
(I posted this as a response to some angry and unpleasant conservative’s blog post comment, and figured if i was going to do any research at all, i may as well reap the benefit of publishing it here as well, since that person might not be able to read very well anyway.)
McCain is 72 and has had melanoma. That means skin cancer. The average life expectancy in the U.S. is currently about 75 years for males. And he was a smoker for many years of his life, quitting in 1980 when he was about 44.
You do the math.
If McCain’s elected, we MAY very well wind up with a backstabbing moron who thinks dinosaurs and humans coexisted a mere few thousand years ago, speaks in tongues, believes in witches, can’t pronounce the name of the thousands of planet-killing warheads she’s going to have her hands all over, and thinks that the END of the fucking WORLD is a GOOD thing(?!!).*
But she winks and says something folksy (meaning, retarded and hillbilly) and mindless Republicans all over the country swoon.
It never fails to shock me how brutally ignorant conservatives are.
Â
*in my book, anyone who WANTS the world to end is on the side of evil. Like Doctor Doom evil.
Posted on Friday, 3rd October, 2008 at 1:07 am and filed under these topics: current events, uncategorized
|
| 2 comments »
So… if Sarah Palin doesn’t believe in evolution… can we call her unevolved?? And nobody even gets upset??? Really?!
Sarah Palin
Posted on Tuesday, 9th September, 2008 at 9:50 pm and filed under these topics: current events, uncategorized
|
| 11 comments »
Because there’s nothing like laughing your ass off while your blood is boiling…
Posted on Sunday, 7th September, 2008 at 5:59 am and filed under these topics: current events, internets
|
| no comments »
Posted on Thursday, 4th September, 2008 at 6:27 pm and filed under these topics: current events, uncategorized
|
| no comments »
John McCain wants to eat you.
So today at the Wright State University’s Nutter Center, Republican presidential hopeful John McCain announced his running mate. This, in Dayton, Ohio, the worst, dyingest city on the face of the earth.
His running mate? Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. The one who hates women, the environment, and gay rights (but loves guns and death)? Yes, that one.
So, to recap: he’s chosen Dayton, Ohio - the new Flint, Michigan - to announce his female running mate.
Well played, sir. Well played. The worst thing is that he’s actually got me a little shaken, and i’d bet a lot of other Democrats are similarly rattled. Never mind that we’ll get over it by the end of the weekend and continue to fight, harder than ever, against this debased, America world-hating pair of depraved sickos.
Look, the facts are in. McCain not only admitted on national television that he doesn’t understand economics, but he doesn’t even know how to count (for the record, Mr. McCain, we lost count of your houses too). He believes that you’re still “middle class” until you’ve hit five million dollars. He’s missed many votes while a Senator during his campaign. Numbers is not this guy’s strong suit. And you know what? I want a president who can count. It is certain that the job of President of the United States of America requires this particular skill.
He thinks Iraq is safe now. Uh… yeah. Not really.
Much of his top campaign staff were lobbyists, which kind of defeats the whole reform thing.
As for Palin… well, she wants kids to be taught that Dinosaurs and Jesus were contemporaries, and she fired a guy because he wouldn’t fire a guy who was divorcing her sister. Alaska was one of the first states in the union to ban same-sex marriage, ten years ago (before her governorship - but she supported it). Her husband works for BP. And she wants Alaska drilled… so… hard. I think these things speak for themselves.
So if you’re on the line about who to vote for, think about these things, then think a little bit more about them. Then do the right thing and vote who you believe has the better chance of not running our nation into the ground with endless, zillion-dollar wars and imprudent corporate kickbacks, who probably won’t be shipping our entire economy, including our very jobs, wholesale, overseas, and who probably has a better-rounded and fresher, more insightful view of the world around him. And who, in merely becoming our next President of the United States of America, will change the world we live in, in meaningful and positive ways.
Posted on Friday, 29th August, 2008 at 5:14 pm and filed under these topics: current events, local, uncategorized
|
| 2 comments »
Ben Stein, who we no doubt all know and love from his appearances on Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Win Ben Stein’s Money, has made a little movie. It’s called Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (my thoughts exactly), and it’s a cute little rickroll of an adventure flick with Pro-Nazi Chuck Darwin leading the hoary brigades on a fell mission of genocide and eugenics. Only problem is, it’s a big fat fart-sucking lie. Unfortunately for Mister Stein, he got all of his facts wrong. Well, nearly all, as the credits (both opening and closing) do appear to be accurate.
Here, then, is Scientific American’s John Rennie and Steve Mirsky, reporting on the pitiful, outright lies perpetrated in this ridiculous movie.
Posted on Friday, 18th April, 2008 at 3:14 am and filed under these topics: current events, internets, media, movies, uncategorized
|
| no comments »
Check out this angrily passionate editorial by the great Keith Olbermann re: the new, absolutely diabolical Military Commissions Act. (Read up on it and know that this is terrible and insane.)
[youtube]uqxmPjB0WSs[/youtube]
Posted on Friday, 20th October, 2006 at 8:56 am and filed under these topics: current events, internets, media, uncategorized
|
| 2 comments »
Foley’s Alleged Priest Molester Named
So… I suppose this makes it… okay now?
Just like a Republican to turn around when he’s being accused of some heinous act and suddenly point the finger at somebody else. Poor priest probably never even touched the bastard. Maybe.
I can hear his voice, lo, across the great digital expanse:
“Well, yeah, I guess I did sort of do the wrong thing, kind of. But he’s the one who really did it! He made me! If it wasn’t for him, I wouldn’t have done anything wrong at all, ever! It’s all his fault! I didn’t really do anything, really!”
Posted on Wednesday, 18th October, 2006 at 8:03 am and filed under these topics: current events, uncategorized
|
| no comments »
on Twitter Currently watching Recently watched Watching next
x jeremy jarratt is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and roustabout. Also, something he calls a “behavioral artist.” (Not sure.) This is his latest home on teh internets - where he stores his swear words, when he’s not hurling them at the sun in vain.
