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- Absolute, mind-erasing, money-related panic has set in. Anybody who says "more money, more problems" should be SHOVED INTO A PIT OF VIPERS.
- RT @Turn10Studios: #forza4 #porsche @Porsche GT racing began with this 911. Try the 1973 @Porsche 911 Carrera RS in Forza 4. RT2WIN! Rul ...
- RT @Turn10Studios: #forza4 #porsche Check out this shot of the 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS in Forza 4:911 racing heritage http://t.co/44 ...
- I want my tombstone to have my dates switched around, right above the words "Historic First Time-Traveler," just to fuck with future people.
- When i die, i want my headstone to say "I'd like to request a refund."
