Absolute, mind-erasing, money-related panic has set in. Anybody who says "more money, more problems" should be SHOVED INTO A PIT OF VIPERS.about 7 hours ago
I want my tombstone to have my dates switched around, right above the words "Historic First Time-Traveler," just to fuck with future people.09:44:58 20 May 2012
When i die, i want my headstone to say "I'd like to request a refund."09:41:25 20 May 2012