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Why I have been away

It has been awhile since i have been able to blog here. It turns out that, back in the spring, my host upgraded from PHP4 to PHP5 (finally). Unfortunately, this broke my theme, for reasons still unknown to me. Also, i had gotten lazy (boo!) and had not upgraded my WordPress since 2.0.7 (we’re now [...]


Smith’s Automotive

Smith’s Automotive at 400 E. 3rd St. in Dayton, Ohio (next to Wympee’s) is awesome. Daniel the proprietor is such a really nice guy. He even offered me water and gave me a camping chair to sit on while i was outside smoking. Lightning fast. He drove the car with me before and after the [...]


amateur vs. professional

The difference between an amateur and a professional is that the amateur knows exactly what they are doing, while the professional is just making stuff up as they go along.
Think on this.
Peace out.


When i am dead

When i am dead, i wish to be burned to a crisp, and have my dirty ashes scattered by close friends wherever they please.
It is my wish that whatever organs are desperately, vitally needed by someone else in their direst hour be given to them, free of charge, with the condition that such license [...]


back to the drawing board!

I’m working on a project for a friend right now involving Wordpress, which has got me excited enough to go ahead and overhaul this site once again.
So i will FINALLY be upgrading my WP installation and fixing my ACTUAL theme once and for all! I hope to have this completed by the end of the [...]


Westboro Baptist movies

OMFG why didn’t anyone tell me about this!? Westboro Baptist Church apparently has its very own movies site! It’s hilarious and sad at the exact same time. The music videos are priceless! Why on earth do people like Rev. Dr. King and the Kennedys get shot while Fred Phelps is still walking???


God’s big flaw

To my mind, there is nothing better than the idea that THIS is all there is, that there is no afterlife and no ultra-benevolent (yet strangely, fiercely jealous) Super-Grampa waiting to scoop us up in His arms when we die; that WE are responsible for what we do with our lives and how we shape [...]


R.I.P. George Carlin

Comedian George Carlin dies in Los Angeles at 71


Askmen.com’s Top 10: Worst Male-Bashing Ads

“These worst male-bashing ads will get you riled up…”
Not me, man. Men really ARE idiots. And some of these ads are funny as hell.
Ok, i pretty much only associate myself with people who meet my admittedly high standards. So, present company definitely excluded, dudes. But other than my close friends (ok, even some of my [...]


“Fanatical Ignorance”

Exploring The Creation Museum - America’s New Mecca of Fanatical Ignorance
Excellent article on religious super-fundamentalism!


Compelling anti-war video

Former U.S. soldier droppin’ some Truth about this bullshit war in Iraq. Do your self and your conscience and your country and your fellow human beings a favor by watching this and then doing something about it.


Quake!!!

I totally just felt an earthquake! In Dayton, Ohio! I have not experienced that since way back in the 80s!
The house vaguely shook, and i heard a slight rumble, followed by the house creaking and popping, woodly. My first thought was that we were being invaded by something [non-supernatural].
Wacky!


Ben Stein: apparently, biggest idiot ever

Ben Stein, who we no doubt all know and love from his appearances on Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Win Ben Stein’s Money, has made a little movie. It’s called Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (my thoughts exactly), and it’s a cute little rickroll of an adventure flick with Pro-Nazi Chuck Darwin leading the hoary brigades [...]


unholy thing

Oh my god. This creepy, unthinking mechanical thing is the precursor to the terrible things that will replace us. I, for one, welcome them with open arms.


changes, and nicotine slavery

When you finally get to that point where you can start to FEEL the change, the in-process reinvention of your Self becomes evident, and you realize that, in at least some respects, metaphysical or not, you are becoming truly free. You start to understand that even the chains of your own past can be lifted [...]