omfg where do i start?
today sucked.
preface: we are so poor. that is all about that. we are poor, and it sucks balls. Holly works so hard, and for what? what the hell do i do to make the world any better? not a god damned thing. especially not her world.
on to the viewing…
my old friend [...]
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The house next door to us is abandoned and boarded up. It didn’t used to be. There used to be some middle-aged lady living there. She was an addict of some sort. There was often craziness over there, including one priceless Trailer Park Boys moment which i will leave for another time.
Then she moved out.
Squatters [...]
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My old friend Jason Stafford died Sunday morning from ALS or complications thereof at ~7:45am.
The obituary will run tomorrow in at least one local paper (thanks Tillie and Travis and Kevin and Dani). You can find the obits for the Dayton Daily Nothing and the Springfield News Sucks at the following addresses:
http://www.legacy.com/dayton/Obituaries.asp
http://www.legacy.com/springfield/Obituaries.asp
Viewing Wednesday 6-8pm
Funeral 11am [...]
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Yesterday morning at about 7:45 in the a.m., the world lost one of its most gifted and talented minds. My old high school pal Jason Stafford died from ALS after a 2 1/2 year fight that brought his body to its knees.
I met Jason either through mutual friends or through the band program at our [...]
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Just got back from the Emergeny Veterinary Clinic in Moraine. I had hit Speck full-force in the eye with his latest favorite toy, a Kong tennis-ball dumbbell. He likes daddy to throw it and bounce it off the wall at the top of the stairs so it goes bouncing all the way downstairs. So i [...]
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As promised, here’s a picture from Hauntfest 2008 of a couple of people dressed as a scene from the movie The Exorcist…
Brilliant!
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This is the only decent picture of me as Satan.
And here’s Holly as a sexy-ass she-devil:
Hauntfest is like a micro-Mardis Gras in the hip, urban enclave of Dayton known as the Oregon District. Thousands of bodies, all drunken and becostumed, filling the street, cold swill in hand.
A surprising number of people actually got the joke. [...]
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Here’s a funny card i sent to my good friend Greg earlier today. I think it’s a minor fucking masterpiece.
Thought about you while on the toilet today, directly after touching myself in an inappropriate and medically questionable manner, and right before i scrambled downstairs to find those pills that i take to help me forget [...]
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Well, it finally happened. We have been robbed. Our nice Samsung flat-panel LCD television set is now sitting in the parlour of one who never deserved it. Along with the remote. I wanna murder a mothafucka.Â
Somewhere out there is a scruffy hillbilly prick basking in the warm blue glow of my bad-ass Samsung. I can’t drive around [...]
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Wherein the author expounds upon his deep disgust and hate for the city he once loved.
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x jeremy jarratt is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and roustabout. Also, something he calls a “behavioral artist.” (Not sure.) This is his latest home on teh internets - where he stores his swear words, when he’s not hurling them at the sun in vain.
