Absolute, mind-erasing, money-related panic has set in. Anybody who says "more money, more problems" should be SHOVED INTO A PIT OF VIPERS.about 6 hours ago
I want my tombstone to have my dates switched around, right above the words "Historic First Time-Traveler," just to fuck with future people.09:44:58 20 May 2012
When i die, i want my headstone to say "I'd like to request a refund."09:41:25 20 May 2012
x jeremy jarratt is a blogger, musician, artist, poet, web developer/designer, armchair philosophizer, teller of tales, and gadabout. Also, something he calls a "behavioral artist." (Not sure.) He is currently unemployed, although he has plans. BIG plans.
Among the things that he has done for a laugh are minor fractures, cuts, scrapes, and various scabs. Though he's quick to point out that he's no imbecile, we're fairly certain that he thinks the word means some kind of medieval pharmacist.
This is his latest home on teh internets - where he stores his swear words, when he's not hurling them at the sun in vain.