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Our dog bit me today. But good. Father’s day my ass. He was defending his right to eat toilet paper.

After the scolding, he looked like he was going to cry.

So now my hand is all bandaged up. It wasn’t stitch-worthy, but it wasn’t very far from it.

Bad dog.

Speck is evil

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Posted on Monday, 19th June, 2006 at 2:06 am and filed under these topics: Speck, life
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